'If you can regurgitate that in an email, 

I can then digest that...'

Building Confidence one conversation at a time...

There is no middle ground to be had.

Why no, no I DON'T see what you're saying.  Surprising, I know.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!  *Nom Nom Nom*

Is it real, or is it Memorex???

I don't even  know what a Level of Take IS!!!

Then I suppose it won't matter much since nobody will see you, yes?

Translation:  I don't read my emails.

Indeed.

The original inspiration behind this blog...all of the phrases contained herein have actually been uttered by others in my presence. Seriously.

No. Quite frankly, I don't.

That sounds somehow...inappropriate.

Of course it is. As opposed to a red-headed step child to the smaller uncle agreement.